Saints Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition: $1 Million

Here’s a million dollar offer. It literary costs $1 million and it is meant to overwhelm you with luxury perks that you simply cannot say “no” to. The Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition of the new Saints Row IV video game is a one-off package for the super-rich. Obviously, you will get much more than just a game for the humongous price.

While the gaming adventure itself is pretty awesome and addictive, we’re sure you will find some time to also enjoy all the other goodies that come with the offer. These include seven nights for two at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington, 7 nights stay in the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-al-Arab in Dubai, luxury flights to each destination, a trip to space with Virgin Galactic (!), a gas guzzler in the shape of a Lamborghini Gallardo, and a Toyota Prius with a 1-year insurance to help you ease your conscience about those other fossil fuel consuming experiences.

But this is not all. Also included in the price are afull day of spy training, a full sized replica Dubstep Gun, a cool rescue experience, one year’s membership of E25 Super Car Club, a personal shopper that will go with you on a shopping spree for a capsule wardrobe, and even a plastic surgery of your choice. We know, it’s a bit weird, but we’re sure there is at least one person out there who will love a nice surgery with their new video game!